Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
The tale of Tobiko.
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
"No problem, I just have to scroll down a little."
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)